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We were alone together so he could show his true feelings. Well, then there is only one possibility. People pretend to like Bobo, but everybody laughs at him behind his back, which is the worst possible thing for a clown. Uh In my village, there is a clown who performs in the square. I'm guessing the right one? That's the good one.īecause it's the one I use to point to the exits.ĭid you tell him to be nice to me? Because I specifically asked you not to do that. Hey, you know, Estefan, just so you know, I really do wanna spend some time with you. She could be her own carry-on and then fly for free.īut that would have been in violation of international law. Um, awful what happened to Ruth Bader Ginsburg, huh? Yes, you know, I had her on a flight back from Brazil. I'll tell ya, when they find this woman, she won't be able to show her face anywhere in this city.ĭid they say what she looks like? No, they I don't know, just that she was wearing a beret and eating a salad. Wow, fleeing the scene? What a piece of sh Did you say Riverside Drive? Yeah. No, some woman on Riverside Drive knocked her over, hopped in a cab. God, who did this? Oh, please don't be someone Jewish. Oh, my God, is she okay? - Twitter doesn't know. Hey, did you hear what happened? Someone just attacked Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I don't know what you were picturing when I said "writer. I'm getting him an antique pen 'cause he's a writer. I meant where am I taking you to? Oh, uh, 15th and Madison. Things are good, but we're just taking it one day at a time. Taxi! Taxi! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What the hell are you doing? Aurora lives, or the laptop gets it. I just have to add a few more "probing tongues" and "throbbing manhoods" and send in the final manuscript tonight, then wait for my Pulitzer. Now, is there anything I can do or say or make Grace do sexually to get you to not kill Aurora? It's already done. This will be much easier if I don't know your real name. You're a fat monster! Thanks again for coming in to sign my books, Grace's Boyfriend. I will make an effort with Estefan if you promise to let it be. Well, I'll let it be if you promise to make an effort with Estefan. Why must you push my buttons? Jack, just just let my relationship with Estefan evolve organically, okay? Don't try to control it. Oh oh, what am I doing right now? Being a screeching drama queen. Jack, do us both a favor and don't do that thing that you're doing right now. Well, of course you don't, because that would require you to make an effort.Īs it is, he already thinks you're standoffish and aloof. You hurt the feelings of my male fiancé, my "Boy-oncé," if you will. His aunt just died, you know, the one he's named after, because they're both overweight spinsters.Ĭould you for once be a human being? What? You just invented my Aunt William and then murdered her. Will would have loved to, yeah, but he's got a funeral. Say, Will, Jack is working tomorrow, and I know McCoy is out of town, but I have two tickets to see the guys from "Queer Eye" doing "The Vagina Monologues," if you would like to go.

You don't really need the tracksuits to know what team you play on. Where did you get another martini glass? It's my spare. Huh? Wha kwah? What do you mean? I'm done being part of the romantic-industrial complex, exploiting people's loneliness for profit. Well, I actually just finished writing the final book. I've always seen myself in the character of Aurora. Karen, I wouldn't have pegged you as a fan of romance novels or of reading. Okay, great, your little group knows, but can we please just keep it between the four of us? She burst into the decrepit flophouse, one bosom heaving in anticipation, the other frozen in disbelief. Well, I texted him before I knew I wasn't allowed to tell anyone. Look, I'm not proud of it, okay? But it pays the bills, so can we please just keep this between the three of us? Sylvia De La Croix, as I live and breathe. He wants to spend Valentine's Day getting his dog's anal glands expressed.

He's the least romantic person in the world. What? No, no, no, she's the writer of those trashy romance novels, "The Bodice Chronicles". That is completely blowing But I don't know who that is. 1 "Will & Grace" is recorded in front of a live studio audience.Īnd he sent you flowers? Oh, no, those are from my mom.